Zang's Wake-n-Bake Mug Gift Guide: It’s a good time to be a stoner.
Marijuana is being decriminalized and legalized across the country (and the world). The stigma attached to the plant is slowly being deconstructed. Our understanding of its effects both short and long term is growing.
But most importantly: the number and variety of toking accessories is growing exponentially.
It follows that the range of acceptable gifts is also going to broaden. This trend will only please your friends that choose to indulge. After all, you can never have enough toys.
Our contribution to the zeitgeist is the Wake-n-Bake Pipe Mug. Combining the two greatest chemicals of our age - THC and caffeine - is a recipe for a good morning.
We’ve compiled this stoner gift guide to prepare you on how best to tackle any holiday. Read on for the best way to celebrate!
Valentine's Day! Wake and Bake with your Lover.
There are a lot of expectations attached to Valentine’s day.
That’s the thing, though – stoners don’t really subscribe to having a lot of expectations. Besides, while most holidays are inherently materialistic, Valentine’s Day is all about love.
And there’s nothing we love more than the wake and bake.
Here’s a way to flip those expectations on their head. Instead of bringing your significant other breakfast in bed, bring them wake-n-bake in bed.
It’s the perfect solution – they feel pampered because you brought them their “daily bread” in bed, and all you had to do was make coffee. (Pro Tip: Use your coffeemaker’s delay brew option. Then you only have to bring the cup from the kitchen to the bedroom.)
Tis the Season for the Coffee Mug Pipe.
Hopefully, at this point in your life, you’re in a place where you get to celebrate the end of the year the way you want to. Christmas with the family is great and all, but every now and then you need to take some time for yourself.
Honestly, the idea of curling up in front of a fireplace (or radiator, whatever) with a nice, hot beverage sounds wonderful. Rum and eggnog is festive; hot chocolate and whiskey is also appropriate considering the weather.
The only thing that would make it better is a joint, but that’s a bit dangerous when you’re swaddled up like the infant savior himself. And you can’t warm your hands on that mug of mulled wine at the same time, which is at least 50% of the experience.
Fret no more, because the Wake-n-Bake Pipe Mug isn’t just for coffee.
And you thought “stoner gift guide” was an oxymoron.
The Jack-o-Lanterns Aren’t the Only Ones Waking and Baking .
It’s hard to experience Halloween the same way you did when you were a kid. The world is less mysterious (but more frightening, admittedly).
There aren’t a lot of adult-centered activities on that hallowed eve. It’s pretty much just parties with half-assed costumes.
Here’s the secret to recapturing the magic of Halloweens past: You’ve got to create ambiance.
And nothing screams “ambiance” like fog machines.
This Halloween, create your own “fog” without expensive machinery. Also, create “fog” that makes your Halloween party bangin’. Everyone at your party should be “intoxicated” by the “ambiance” created by your “fog”.
An Alternate Take on 4/20 with Zang's Coffee Pipe Mug.
Anyone who takes the least bit of interest in marijuana culture knows and respects 4/20 as a holy day (a holiday, if you will).
However, the significance of that date has caught on, even amongst people that don’t subscribe to the ideology. This group is full of all kinds of bothersome people; namely, your boss.
If you specifically request to take off on 4/20, you’re more or less outing yourself as a loathsome stoner. Whether or not that’s true, it’s the kind of reputation you don’t want at your workplace.
Instead of sacrificing your wake and bake in the name of productivity and corporate slavery, use it to your advantage. Start your day with some sativa. For some people, sativa strains increase creativity and energy. Combo it with some coffee and wake up feeling inspired and alert.
Go nail that presentation, make that pitch, heck – ask for a raise. You’ll be feeling invincible, but in control.
Then, when you get home, you can continue to celebrate 4/20 in an uninhibited manner (you animal).
The Ultimate Birthday Gift for your favorite stoner!
If there is one day in the whole year that you can be you – it’s your birthday.
You should take advantage of this day to the best of your ability by being baked from the moment you wake up, to the moment you go to sleep.
You don’t want the moment of sleep to come too soon, however, and marijuana often has the effect of profound relaxation.
How do you overcome the challenge? Well, most people achieve wakefulness through use of coffee.
Are these two activities at odds? Which one do you do first? I don’t want to get out of bed for either of them!
Suddenly, your relaxing birthday is stressful – and you haven’t even started the day!
Gee, if only there were a product that allowed you to drink coffee AND smoke at the same time!
Have High Expectations for Every Holiday Gift.
In this day and age, there is little reason to be sober. Between politics and climate change, we have enough on our plates that we need a bowl.
There’s nothing wrong in starting the day with a little extra motivation. That’s the core philosophy of the wake and bake movement.
When the holidays roll around, make gift giving easy. Don’t stress out about picking the perfect present. After all, choosing gifts can be hard, especially if you’re high.
That’s why we made this stoner gift guide.
Stay lit, friends.
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